We'll deliver to your door
if you buy 10 bags or more
Though I'm not usually the begging sort
high school lacrosse is a costly sport...
Before you say "No thanks" to me
I'll remind you of my generosity
"I'm on a diet!" I wanted to shout
But I bought Tagalongs from your girl scout
I subscribed to magazines last summer
to fund band camp for your snare drummer
You sold me more wrapping paper than I could use
to pay for the golf teams' new golf shoes
Big donations for twin cheerleaders
Read-a-thon sponsor for avid readers
Bake sales for the high school talent show
car wash tickets and cookie dough
Your garden will look like a new creation
when I deliver the mulch bought with your donation
I appreciate your order, I hope you know...
I've gotta run...I still have 99 bags to go.